The strangest thing happened to me the other day. I was sitting in a park inside my mind, minding my own business -- well, I suppose I should say I was minding to my own business. . . You see, some things had recently changed for me in my life. Actually I'll get to that later. Sorry to get distracted so early in this story, but I suppose it's good to get you used to it from the start as not to throw you off a paragraph or two down the road, eh? (How odd, I write like Canadians talk.)
Anyway, setting the scene: Me, on a bench in a park, alone. Lots of tall trees around. Somewhere off in the distance, more than not obscured by said tre